No Teleprompter, No Mercy

Better late than….oh forget it. Copyright secured by Digiprove © 2012-2013 Kate Welshofer

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Copyright secured by Digiprove © 2012-2013 Kate Welshofer

Welcome home! About halfway through this episode it occurred to me that I would have been better off had I just put the t.v. on mute, put the Gwyneth Paltrow Home song from that country music movie on repeat and Clockwork Oranged my eyes open. It would have been a.) more entertaining and 2.) less painful. [...]

We have a saying in my family: when the horse is dead, get off . It occurred to me that that really summed up this episode perfectly. Here comes the latest recap. Copyright secured by Digiprove © 2012-2013 Kate Welshofer

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” William Shakespeare And with that, welcome, friends to another Bachelorette recap. Copyright secured by Digiprove © 2012-2013 Kate Welshofer

Well, “Bermuda has Emily written all over it” as The Boring Bachelorette hits the road and so do three more men, including one I thought already left last week. (Oops.) Oh well, it’s time for more cringe-worthy, forced chemistry and awkward moments. In the words of Arie the Race Car Driver, “let’s get down to [...]