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The good thing about going on vacation is that you can get away from your regular life and devote yourself entirely to leisure.  The bad part about going on vacation is that, eventually, you have to come home. Copyright secured by Digiprove © 2012-2013 Kate Welshofer

Welcome to Friday. You made it and good for you. By the time you read this, I’ll be in an undisclosed location, clad in some sort of caftan, harassing cabana boys for cocktails and making fantastic decisions under the shade of a cocktail umbrella. It’s all very dispossessed heiress, very chi-chi, very la, la, la. Which [...]

Sparked by an episode of Sex & the City, the words “he’s just not that into you,” ignited a revolution of sorts.  Women everywhere finally had a solid reason to stop obsessing over what he said and what he meant when he said it. Copyright secured by Digiprove © 2012-2013 Kate Welshofer

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  I was absolutely struck by the recent Daily Mail column written by one Samantha Brick (the poor dear). Her essay on the perils of being super beautiful drew a great deal of criticism and backlash. Despite having what is very clearly a very loose definition of “pretty,” I just want Samantha to know that I understand. Allow [...]

Buffalo, NY:  A girl walks into a bar with some girlfriends. She sits down and orders a drink.  It’s not the busiest night in the place, just a few regulars. Halfway through the round, the bartender comes over. “Excuse me,” he says. ”This is for you.” Copyright secured by Digiprove © 2012-2013 Kate Welshofer